*like my nose*
So. Things always happen around ports. Anytime there's a port, you can expect hijinx. Ports are major areas of trade--thoroughfares for goodsflow. And that got me thinking.
My nose is really peely during the winter. And it's red and sore and irritated. It would like to be anywhere else but residing on my face. My nose is a port of entry and exit. Once again: hijinx around a port of entry. My nose is trying with all its fleshy might to secede from my face. So. Things always secede around ports.