My gf has a habit of ordering the MOST un-fun things online. When an interesting box arrives, I always get so excited. It's a Pavlovian response to mystery and presents. It doesn't matter that these packages are not for me. It's still thrilling when an unknown something arrives.
But here is the sad truth of what she orders:
In one box LABELED TOYS AND GAMES (!!) there was a caliper. A caliper.
Yesterday a medium sized, flat box was delivered. It looked about the right size to contain a new coat, or jacket. But instead, it contained a new tire for the wheelbarrow.
Then there was a box of cabinet hinges. There have been a few small boxes of miscellaneous hardware items. Like masonry screws, matching masonry drill bit, a couple gate kits (those were actually kind of neat), and so forth.